People! People!

tomorrow i go to the nazi lazik center again. absolutely positively fucking dreading that shit. i hope i have wonderous news to post tomorrow after the visit. funny, right? Maybe I should make an effort to look presentable for the doctors. maybe they think i’m an orphan and homeless and so they dont take me seriously. Maybe if i go in there smelling of expensive perfume and pressed clothing i’ll charm them all and they will decide to pay attention to my failing eyesite. or maybe i need to take a roofie and go to bed.

oh hell

I have shed the last tear over my lasik situation. I am wholly at the mercy of the assmunch physician and the carefree surgeon. Being emotional about this clusterphuck is completely useless. On my last visit to that vision shitbox they told me to come back in 3 to 6 weeks, and they’d evaluate. And then they plan to evalutate again. And then possibly? maybe? they might consider correcting my right eye. I hope dr.walsh chokes on a chicken bone tonight.