i love to eat salsa. im a social phobe, drug misser, and aspiring graphic designer. my nails are chipped and dark wine. i have a seething hatred for eye doctors and pig waste lagoons. i was born in the sunshine state. i hate the sun. i live and go to school in a red purple blue state with the stench of religion EVERYWHERE. i’m an atheist. i dont want marriage but i do want a diamond ring. i dont want kids. i will never want kids. i look forward to menopause so that people will stop telling me i’ll change my mind about kids when i get older. i dream of anonymous philanthropists paying off my college loans and cleaning my house while i’m at work.