my god is that time of the month AGAIN???

i dont think it is but it sure as shit feels like it. Am i the only chick ready stick a knife in her throat the day before the urine runs red? for your sake, i hope so. i hate to brag, but my period lasts 8-12 days. you’re jealous, i know. More likely you wish you were my boyfriend who asks himself every16 days: “How did i get saddled with this bloodbag of a girlfriend?”

The question i really want to ask is: why is Propranonal the leading referrer to my blog? are there that many people out there desperate for propranonol info? i’ve let you people down. forgive me.

ok, so i cant spell the word (proprananol?) but heres

What i know about Propranolol

more random time wasting

1. What’s your mood right now?
in the words of george w. bush: procrastinatory

2. What does your hair look like right now?
tousled

most of my dreams have died

but i still dream of being on What Not To Wear. Just the THOUGHT of being on television provokes nausea so i don’t know why i want this so bad. maybe because i want to be BFF with Clinton Kelly and Stacy London for a week. i kinda fear Nick Arrojo’s scissors too. but if i could have Carmindy spray some foundation on my face, i could truly die happy.

If i was a gay man i’d marry Clinton Kelly. He’d love me, i know he would. I guess we’d have to move to San Francisco or Massachusetts for our union to be legal. I could deal with that. i’m obsessed. i realize this. other things I know: Nick Arrojo is from Manchester England and Carmindy is from Newport Beach, California. Both Stacy and Clinton are from New York. Now you know.

And has anyone else noticed the resemblance between Stacy London, Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Fallon? Jimmy and Stacy are both from New York. i guess their moms fucked the same mailman?

a walk in the prk

It’s been 7 days since I got PRK in my left eye. All i can say is wow!! what a difference a good doctor makes and holy shit i can see, the pain is almost gone and i don’t feel like sueing anyone.

Having had both lasik and PRK i feel i can expertly relate both experiences to you.