bum’s eye view

i finally got my lasik “enhancement” on friday. enhancement is code for we fucked up your eyes and now we have to go in and burn some more tissue in your occular cavities so you can see like we promised. so, now my left eye is nearsighted and my right eye is farsighted. apparently this all comes out in the wash in a few weeks. meanwhile, i put antibiotic drops in the left eye 8x a day, tears 10x and some anti-cancer drops 4x. it is a life of luxury.

so im a brand spankin’ new to this whole blog thing. hopefully i wont lose sight in both eyes and can continue to fascinate you with the details of my life.

mmm. time for more drops.